2 Quick Humorous Events

Urinal

I recently began working at a new job and I must say that the bathrooms here are magnificent. Marble floors, automatic towel dispenser, and each stall has it's own floor-to-ceiling door. Yea, be jealous. So anyway, I headed to the head, walked up to the unoccupied urinal, and quickly realized my boxers were on backwards as there was no hole available haha. A guy who just finished was behind me washing/drying his hands. I couldn't just stand there doing nothing, so I assessed my options. Pull down the boxers completely in the front? Nah, that would look really weird. I went with the "hike up one side and go out the side" approach. Wasn't the most comfortable idea, but it worked. I gotta stop getting dressed in the dark...


Subway Cups

Went to Subway for lunch to pick up a 5 dollar, 5 dollar, 5 dollar footloonnngg. The dude in front of me orders a drink and they have 4 options. 3 are all the same, and the correct, normal size drink cup. One is all the way on the end and is much smaller and is for coffee. He asks which one to get and the lady tells him "any, they are all the same." He goes for the normal size cup in front of him, then decides against it, and picks the smaller coffee cup on the end. She says "no! not that one!" He looks confused, eventually picks the right one, and I shake my head at the human race....